My name is John Parker Northrup. For the past dozen or so some odd years I have spent a great deal of time in not-so-clean places writing and recording the songs that live in my brain. When other people are involved I call it thee Electric Bastards. Sometimes its a band, sometimes its whoever is around when I'm recording a new track. The guys at the top of the page happen to be the main co-conspirators, but its flexible. Out of curiosity, how in the hell did you find this page if you didn't already know most of this?
Your item will ship within 3 business days of completed payment. Usually sooner...I go to the Post Office a lot for work, anyway.
We will gladly accept Visa, MasterCard, American Express, Discover, or regular account payments all through PayPal. Thank you for buying art and supporting DIY music! You rule!!
This store uses PayPal for payments, and PayPal automatically encrypts your confidential information in transit from your computer to ours using the Secure Sockets Layer protocol (SSL) with an encryption key length of 128-bits (the highest level commercially available). Totally pro, bro!
No,fool! You are not required to have a PayPal account to purchase from this store. Although if you already have a PayPal account you may use it.
This isn't really a question that is asked all that frequently, but since you brought it up: yes. I've got lots of Bastards related and non-Bastards related odds and ends that you may find interesting that I'd be glad to include. I'm a ridiculous packrat, so who knows what I'll send you? Isn't that fun?!?